March 2012
zadieelovesyou asked: ☼, +
safelycapricious asked: * ¶ !
I live a Timmy Turner life
hypersthenewm3llow:
Friends: Where’d you meet these people?
Me:
February 2012
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does anyone else have inside jokes with themselves because i know i do
I'll answer honestly.
† Your religious Views?
@ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
# Relationship with your father?
$ Relationship with your mother?
% Who is your most loved person?
^ Have you ever been bullied?
& What is your sexuality?
☼ Who makes you the happiest?
* What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
+ What calms you down when you're upset?
♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
¤ Had your heart broken?
© Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
¶ Who do you miss the most?
§ Have you ever attempted suicide?
! Share a secret?
lets do this
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step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
zadieelovesyou asked: 4, 9, 17, 21, 29! :D
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“See the textiles industry, designed and branded as it is, glorious and...”
– ezra miller, who supposedly only wears thrifted or hand-me-down clothes, being both the coolest and most insufferable star in hollywood (via archipelagogo)
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower: "You've spoken... →
perksofbeinganinfinitewallflower:
(Ezra was arrested for possession last year while filming The Perks of Being a Wallflower, he said in an interview after “I don’t feel like there’s any need to hide the fact that I smoke pot. It’s a harmless herbal substance that increases sensory appreciation.”)
You’ve spoken quite openly about…
“No, I don’t think you’re gonna be single forever, and also I don’t understand...”
– John Green (x)
Your dash must suck if you don't follow the person...
Anonymous asked: 7, 21, 23.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
zadieelovesyou asked: 3, 8, 9, 13, 17, 25. :D
“How strange it is. We have these deep terrible lingering fears about ourselves...”
– Don Delillo (via petallis)
Me: Aw, i've grown to love this character deeply.
Suzanne Collins: whoops, time to kill them.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
